About Marty

Marty was the guys' only counselor at Kursa, 2004, until Aleks Bars came. He's awesome, a ninja, and he brought RAMEN. And his entire computer system. And like every single Naruto episode in existance. And his bow and arrows. And his katana. And 'special' tea. LMAO! He was awesome because he broke the rules as much as we did! He looks like Kid Rock in Os had (see down). He went duck hunting in the Mez and came back with a cane, which became legendary as a props for Glaunas Vakarinas. ^_^ He dressed up like a Native American at Mason County and ran around the stage just for us in Indras vainags. When we played "Counselor Hunting" everyone wanted to find the ninja in the mez, but no one could. Turns out he went to Shelton and bought SuperSoakers! He takes people on midnight expiditions to town and has been happily married to Kate for 4 years. However, he also has a lover... that everyone knows about but no one actually mentions heehee... He stole Kate's car while we were playing Capture the Flag and drove around Kursa in it with like 10 Kursonians attached onto/in it. He can sing along to the love medly from Moulin Rouge and act out scenes from Dirty Dancing, and make the entire Vadib mad at him heehee. In other words, he rules!

GO MARTY!!!!

Marty looks like Kid Rock!!!!!

In Memorium (sort of lol)

Sadly, our dearest Marty left us in one of the last weeks. They kicked him out, and wouldn't even let us say goodbye! *sobs* BUT, he sneaked back into the dances, so there you are! We will never forget you Marty! You rock! We all liked him anyways, because he stood up to the Vadib and that was kool! RIP MARTY!!!!! WE WILL NEVER FORGET YOU!!!!!

Marty at the Mason County Fair. (No comments- Everyone's a little bit racist!)

Marty and Gatite! *wolf whistle* LOL!